A conversation between a boy name Aloy and his uncle, PCK
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger man !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman! When you dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t play play ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oi !! If your nose bleeding, do you still go and dig?? Crazy
ah ! Use your blain...
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same high feeling, man.
Correct or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Boy, use your brain, use your brain … you
go and dig your nose in front of other people or not?? Stupid
lah!!