by Succubus » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:11 am
A man goes to the doctor's office,say's his elbow is sore.The doctor take's a brief glance at the elbow and say's,"Hmmm.,well,we have a new technolidgy to diagnose problems.It is experimental,however it is incredibly accurate.So,would you like to give it a try?" The man responds,"Sure,why not." The doctor asks the man to follow him into another room,where there was a big machine sitting,the doctor then hands the man a small cup,tells him to fill the cup up with urine.The man went off to the bathroom with the cup,returns a few minutes later with the sample as the doctor had asked.
The doctor takes the sample,walks over to the machine and pours it in.A few lights blink,and a few computer sounds were made,then the machine prints out a piece of paper.The doctor says,"Well,it says here you have tennis elbow sir." The man says,"But doctor,I don't even play tennis,how can this be????"The doctor seeing the man was clearly flustered decided to say,"Well,this machine is experimental still,but the most accurate reading's come from an early morning urine sample.I want you to take this cup home,first thing in the morning I want you to pee in the cup,then come strait here,ok." The man agreed,then took the cup and went home.
The next morning the man woke up and decided he was going to mess with the "machine" and play a trick on it.He gets his wife to pee in the cup,then his daughter then he drained a little oil out of his car into the cup,to top it off he masterbaited into the cup.He arrived to the doctor and handed him the cup with a big smile on his face.The doctor took the cup and dumped it into the machine.
Immediately the machine went beserk,buzzers going off,lights flashing,whistles going off then a long piecee of paper comes out.The doctor grabs the paper and read's,"Well it say's here,your wife's screwing the nieghbor,your daughter's pregnant,your car need's an oil change and if you don't quit masterbaiting you'll never get rid of that tennis elbow!